Listening to minimalist techno is like watching reality porn: you want to fast forward, but you know that if you do, you’ll risk getting blindsided by a context-less full-frame image of some guy’s ass bobbing up and down. So instead, you decide to suffer through the awful dialogue and absurd plotting. Sometimes it pays off; sometimes it doesn’t. Now, I can’t say whether or not DXEyes will actually get you off. But I’m pretty sure it will at least turn you on.